Monday, August 6, 2012

Khan Sahib yeh tu garbar ho gayee bhai?


LOL. So our Pakistani brother Nabeel Khan decided to pull a "desi" fast one and jumped on the brand-wagon by naming his franchise in Canada "Chick Felay". What should have promted a spike in sales from fans of the original waffle fries has now dipped thanks to the Chick-Fil-A hate scandal that has taken over the US and honestly gone a little too much on both sides.

“We had one guy come into one of our restaurants, ordered his food, and then refused it, asking us how we could be so discriminating,” said Khan, recounting a string of such encounters between customers and employees at Chick-Felays’ four locations in southern Ontario. “We had no idea what he was talking about. He said, ‘This is garbage,’ and walked out.”

Khan says it was only several weeks later, after a few more visits from enraged customers, that he learned the president and COO of U.S. chain Chick-fil-A, Dan Cathy, had made public statements in June and July declaring his opposition to same-sex marriage, sparking a firestorm of controversy south of the border.

Khan then realized customers were mistakenly linking his two-year-old chain to the American company. He’s been in damage control mode ever since.


But i cant help but like Mr. Khan for his next statement.

“It shocks me that people would ask ‘How can you discriminate?’ How could you think that? We’re brown people,” chuckled Khan, who has found humour in the angry customers’ outbursts.

“We welcome everyone, customers and employees, with our arms open and our hearts open,” he said, sitting in a booth at Chick-Felays’s newly opened Mississauga location on Latimer Dr. “Working in the service industry, it’s nonsense to publicly say what (Dan Cathy) said. It’s not good for business.”

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Murree Bear


Oh memories of Murree. The best Karhai restaurant, the hotties Gallian friends of my brother's - Mustafa not included - at Lawrence College, honeymooning tourists, candy floss, bhuttas, ice cream cones mixed flavor (choclate and vanilla) and Murree Bear. I only sipped it once at a party with Alisha and then there was always an unopened can at peanut's bar that we tried. Honestly it tasted quite bad but more power to Scott Willis for this acquired taste =)

"The 20-year-old daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis is fighting her recent misdemeanor drinking-in-public charges with a vengeance, insisting that the specific kind of alcohol she’s charged with imbibing in the Union Square subway station last month — an 8-ounce can of Pakistani beer — simply does not exist.

“Defendant was drinking from an open 8-ounce can of Pakastani [sic] beer containing an alcoholic beverage,” according to the criminal complaint against blond and pretty Brown University student Scout Willis.

Trouble is, the mostly Muslim country’s lone brewery, — the Murree Brewery, founded in 1860 and touted on its Web site as Pakistan’s “oldest continuing enterprise” — doesn’t make or distribute 8-ounce cans of beer, defense lawyer Stacey Richman told Manhattan prosecutors in papers made public yesterday.


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brews_willis_defense_C5Gfufc6S2UNVtaY0hNHVI#ixzz22hCF8Z8I "

Saturday, August 4, 2012

10 things Pakistanis hate to hear


One of the biggest disadvantages of living in a nation as homogeneous as Pakistan is that it is very seldom that you get to hear alternative narratives on history, religion, culture and society in general. People who try and present narratives that are different from the main stream are labelled as agents, heretics or even worse, traitors.

Here Omer Kamal Bin Farooq has made a list of ten things that average Pakistanis just don’t want to hear.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Preacher Jack Sch-ut-aaap!

In other religious fundo tools story...this winner here...who is as misogynistic and sexist - evident by this clip below - is also a bigot like most misogynistic and sexist men!



Homeboy was just fired for having an extra marital affair with a teenage girl! On another note...his accent is SO annoying!

Pakistani weddings. Dinner is served.

I dont know whether to laugh or cry at this....


Thursday, August 2, 2012